"If you can go through life without experiencing pain, you probably haven't been born yet." -Neil Simon "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
"America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach." Surely, poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of his administration,Īnd my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever. Verily, my days of savings and assets are lost His tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort me. Yea, though weapons of mass destruction have not been found, he maketh me continue to fear evil.
He leadeth me into the paths of unemployment for his cronies' sake. He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party. He leadeth me beside the still factories,
"I just want a woman whose company I can stand, once her mouth is free of obstruction." (Christian, Nip/Tuck) "I'm much more than a walking penis.I'm a flying penis!" (Charlie Sheen, 'Terminal Velocity') "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" (a friend) By the way, it says 'BALLS' on your face." ( Garden State) "Folks don't laugh so hard, when you've got a grand in your pocket." ( The Full Monty) "You tried your best and you failed miserably. If only everyone could be real, the world would be.well, okay, the world will always be fucked up! LOL Anyway, live, laugh and love.and when the mood strikes you, dance naked!! ♥ He took me to my first LOA concert in Philly, back in October 2002, and we had a blast! I think LOA's music is cool and sexy and great for a dance.even a horizontal dance.heehee.Īsk me anything.I'm very honest and straight forward, and I believe in just being REAL. I got into LOA a few years ago, through a friend.